Slouching toward Bethlehem

So, it turns out that Microsoft referred Baystar Capital, a venture capital firm, to SCO - currently suing IBM, and their first end-user - Daimler-Chrysler. (Thanks to scm for the heads up on the new lawsuit.)
Why am I not surprised?
Probably because I'm in law school, and we read about this kind of thing happpening ALL THE TIME!
In other law-school related news, yesterday I forgot how old I am (31).
That's not as bad as the poor girl who gave me my first tour of campus, who forgot the word "hallway". What other knowledge is leaking out my ears as I cram my head with tax codes, liability rules, and the DMCA?