Assorted randomness

Odd ways people get to my site - a lot of people are looking for information on FullMetal Alchemist, it seems. And more have been looking for info on Maes Hughes (the character whose death I lamented below). But there are some other oddities in the SiteMeter trackers.
For example, someone got to my site by Googling "Should Zach go to Wendy's?" Now, I respect and admire Google's abilities as a search engine, but I draw the line somewhere way, WAY before "all knowing oracle of wisdom".
Some people are looking for ROMs for the Full Metal Alchemist Game Boy Advance game (available only in Japanese, here). Sorry, folks, I don't have any and even if I did, I wouldn't serve them up here - it's copyright infringment, and I'd really like to be admitted to the bar after passing law school.
Also, someone who speaks Japanese was on my site, and had it translated. See here.