Utter Complete Randomness...

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A Fly Can't Bird, but a Bird can Fly.
Ask Me a Riddle, and I reply,
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie,
A Fish Can't Whistle, and Neither Can I.
Aske Me a Riddle and I reply,
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.

- A.A. Milne...

(I love Pooh).