La la la!

There's a long, time-honored tradition of making sarcastic comments while watching cheesy monster movies. It's the kind of thing that made Mystery Science Theater 3000 great.

So, tonight I'm watching Godzilla x Mechagodzilla. I'll have an actual review up later, but so farit's looking like at least +1.5 Cokes. I mean, how can you argue with a movie that has GIANT ROBOT GODZILLA! and a computer display that reads "Out of Control." One that inspires comments like "Remember, seatbelts save lives!" And "Mr. Fujiwara, your three o'clock is here." And we're only about halfway in. Men in rubber and metal suits RAWK!