Yar! No pirates in this one...
A shower can be quite relaxing
On a day that has been rather taxing
Hot water will pour
On muscles quite sour
And contentment quite soon will be maxing.
But wait, I hear you already saying. Aren't limericks supposed to be slightly naughty? Well, this may be news to you but...
typically... people shower NAKED!
W00t! Check my mad limerick skillz! Is there none to oppose me in claiming the title "Lord of Limericks"? Bwah, ha, ha, haa...
"Good philosophy must exist, if for no other reason, because bad philosophy needs to be answered" - C.S. Lewis
NaNoWriMo
Posts
Blog Archive
-
▼
2004
(468)
-
▼
September
(59)
- Fear of a Black Leather Jacket
- Sweet and Sour Chicken w/ Pineapple
- Everyone says it better than me... wah!
- If you're the "evil" twin, what do you call the ot...
- And out come the knives...
- Now to break the news to Reeta...
- President in the No-Spin Zone
- Muchas Gracias!
- Victim of the Ooze
- The PWGTKYQ (Provisional Weekly Get to Know You Qu...
- Funimation Strikes Again!
- It's not meant to be innuendo, I swear!
- Next Steps
- Seperated At Birth?
- Eomer is hard at work...
- Sahog!
- Pancit Canton!
- Warning: Governator at work!
- Smackin' the 'Station
- Swinging the Sword
- Neighbors to the North (Bomb!)
- A Small Request
- Political Jiu-Jitsu
- Didn't see this one coming, did we?
- Turnabout?
- Avast, ye lubbers. 'Tis the end of the contest. ...
- Another freaky revelation?
- Clarifications and Detonations
- Anime Wisdom
- Next!!!
- in the "I never thought I'd see this happen" categ...
- A regrettable lack of fudge
- More limerick throwdown!
- Charge the Stupid! (Warning: Bomb!)
- Limerick Contest! I be throwin' down the gauntlet...
- File this as a surprise...
- Avast, 'tis the Jolly Roger!
- Gluttony for Punishment
- DaySide
- No Bush on the Utah Ballot?
- The Provisionally Weekly Get-To-Know-You Question
- Our New Members of the Family
- And for the non-privacy obsessed... Entertainment!
- Gmail, Privacy, and Adventure!
- Forgery Update
- School Daze
- Holy wild accusations!
- Kingmen vs. Freemen - Round 8,462
- Firsts
- Touching Bases...
- Admire your spunk, kid, but...
- Setting the Way Back Machine
- An anxious time
- Mad Poetry!
- A day of firsts
- MSNBC - Large blasts, gunfire at besieged Russian ...
- Flag-waving sons of the south!
- In other news...
- I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
-
▼
September
(59)
2 comments:
You should offer a prize of a pound of fudge, and make it a law school contest. Everything would come to a halt, I promise you.
- Vathana
While the prospect of fudge may be an incitement to commit limericks, I would hate to discourage entrants from other localities.
Short answer, I can't afford to ship fudge, and it's not far to my readers in Afghanistan to deny them equal opportunity to prizes.
Post a Comment