Cute Claire Story number......?

Actually, more than one of them.
The other day, Claire managed to scrape one of her fingers somehow. How she did it isn't important. The fact that it was THE finger is. So, later that day, as we're getting her an ice cream at the local convenience store, being the gregarious soul that she is, she started talking to the cashier.
"Hi, I'm Claire"
"Hi, Claire"
"I hurt my finger"
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, see?"
At which point she shows the wounded finger to the cashier. And all of us start laughing. Afterwards, we explained that it was a very unfortunate finger to injure, and she should probably show ALL of the fingers, and just wiggle the hurt one.

Last night, we were working out in the exercise room, when Futurama came on. Now, all of us are big fans of Futurama, so although our workout was over, we stopped to watch the first part of the episode before heading back to the apartment. It was the Pauly Shore episode, buuuuuuuuddy. At the commercial break, as we raced home to catch the end (even though I have it on DVD), Claire pipes up out of nowhere with critical commentary.
"That Fry sure is stupid." (You know he's done something really, really dumb when a five year old points it out without being asked).