Last Monster Standing...

(movies) Why, oh why. I was all set to write a nice, long, hearty review of Van Helsing tonight. Fact is, though, I'm just too tired. Suffice to say that any movie where you have Frankenstein's Monster swinging on a rop across a bottomless pit is... one to stay away from. Not the fault of Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsdale, or David Thewlis. This one is square on whoever played Dracula, and the script writer. Easily the weakest Steven Sommers film I've seen - it gets a negative one Coke. (At negative 1.5 Cokes, I start watching on fast forward - Leprechaun is -1.5 Cokes, this was not quite as bad as that.)

(UPDATE: Sorry, wasn't David Thewlis, it was David Wenham. My bad, so sorry.)