Claire is usually so calm, but tonight, she's bouncing off the walls. She dumped out her entire toybox onto the floor. Getting from the hallway to her bed is now a much more delicate operation. She's calling me "Mom" to annoy me. (She knows how insecure I am in my masculinity, I guess). She's never been very good at playing by herself. It's not a lack of imagination, I think it's just a lack of practice. So, if Corbin isn't around to entertain her, that duty falls to me or her Mom.
Reeta thinks Claire's acting up because G'ma (Reeta's Mom) is out of town for two weeks, waiting for Beth (Reeta's sister) to have her baby. Ryan's due to be evicted from Mom's tummy this Sunday, but we'll see if it gets to a point where Beth has to deal with the concept of adverse possession. Ho, ho, ho!
Of course, I can laugh because
1) I'm a guy.
2) I'm obviously a horribly insensitive cretin who doesn't understand the sensitivity of the women around him. (Just heading the females off at the pass...)
I'm so happy I'm a guy.
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